I don't know. Are they as deserving as say...Iraqi's? Haitians? Israeli's? Egyptians? How about Colombians? Now is the time our government will show us in as clear an example as the world has ever seen, if we care more about foreigners than we do about Americans...
We don't stop the flow of Mexicans, while we claim it's absolutely vital we close of the border of Iraq. We don't establish mass feeding programs for our OWN people, yet we feed the North Koreans. We give away the Panama Canal and weaken our defenses by throwing in all our military bases in that stupid deal, and we throw 300 BILLION dollars into a worthless cause in one year in the Middle East while we put Americans out of work in the idea of saving 48 billion over the next 20... So what makes you think we'll do the right thing for New Orleans? Please! We are incapable! As a taxpayer, I'm flat tired of these incompetent assholes in government who are more interested in arguing amongst themselves and getting their asses kissed than doing the right thing. If it's politically correct, we'll jump right on it, but if it even remotely looks like we're going to stop our egomaniacal worldwide charity operations in order to help our own citizens, the politicians will run faster than a dog with its ass on fire!
300 billion this year in Iraq, but 10 for New Orleans... Nice...
September 2, 2005
My predictions for the hurricane aftermath...
1. More welfare recipients. Look at the people from the projects, either waiting for a handout, or letting the animal in their nature take over. These are people who scream "fuck you," while at the same time scream "why aren't you helping me?" Looks like Haiti to me.
2. Profiteering and looting. Yep, the worst in people will come out as everyone gets the "I gotta get some free stuff" feeling and we see at least five of the deadly sins rear their ugly heads.
3. Fuel efficient cars become more expensive, while the gas guzzling pigs sit on the lots. What the f--k was Ford thinking with that damn Excursion anyway?
4. Democrats will blame the President for Global warming.
5. Democrats will blame the President for the oil crisis. Of course, there was a Dem named Carter that screwed it up in the first place. Plus, look at all those wonderful alternative energy sources and fuel efficient vehicles that came from the Clinton Administration. Yeah...Right.
6. Blacks will embarrass their race, but "African Americans" won't see it that way. We will all embarrass our country around the world. Why let a volunteer driving his own boat on his own dime rescue you, when you can tip it over, steal it, and now you have a boat! Or do you? Where the hell are you going to go where you won't get caught? New Orleans is a fishbowl, remember?
7. Rich people will get paid first. Hey, no one told you to put that 5 million dollar house 200 feet from an ocean, but you did it anyway. Now you can wait for your check! Poetic justice would be the government reclaiming the land as "barrier, wetland, coastal conservation zone, or buffer."
8. The French will be recognized for another failure, which was their bright idea called New Orleans. Sure, let's build a city below sea level right next to the ocean! Didn't anyone back then look at a puddle and wonder why it was a puddle? They aren't doing that anymore! Yes, Mother Nature is a bitch with a bad attitude and a sick sense of humor.
9. No one will recognize the debris left behind as a source of fuel for powerplants. Why think about anything other than the term "trash to steam?" It works, and I think they have enough trash and debris to go around.
2. Profiteering and looting. Yep, the worst in people will come out as everyone gets the "I gotta get some free stuff" feeling and we see at least five of the deadly sins rear their ugly heads.
3. Fuel efficient cars become more expensive, while the gas guzzling pigs sit on the lots. What the f--k was Ford thinking with that damn Excursion anyway?
4. Democrats will blame the President for Global warming.
5. Democrats will blame the President for the oil crisis. Of course, there was a Dem named Carter that screwed it up in the first place. Plus, look at all those wonderful alternative energy sources and fuel efficient vehicles that came from the Clinton Administration. Yeah...Right.
6. Blacks will embarrass their race, but "African Americans" won't see it that way. We will all embarrass our country around the world. Why let a volunteer driving his own boat on his own dime rescue you, when you can tip it over, steal it, and now you have a boat! Or do you? Where the hell are you going to go where you won't get caught? New Orleans is a fishbowl, remember?
7. Rich people will get paid first. Hey, no one told you to put that 5 million dollar house 200 feet from an ocean, but you did it anyway. Now you can wait for your check! Poetic justice would be the government reclaiming the land as "barrier, wetland, coastal conservation zone, or buffer."
8. The French will be recognized for another failure, which was their bright idea called New Orleans. Sure, let's build a city below sea level right next to the ocean! Didn't anyone back then look at a puddle and wonder why it was a puddle? They aren't doing that anymore! Yes, Mother Nature is a bitch with a bad attitude and a sick sense of humor.
9. No one will recognize the debris left behind as a source of fuel for powerplants. Why think about anything other than the term "trash to steam?" It works, and I think they have enough trash and debris to go around.
September 1, 2005
Thanks Jessie!!!
Pat Robertson is an idiot. There, I said it, bottom-line up front. What a dipshit. Okay, so here's a South American that's a bit on the paranoid side, and he keeps saying we (the US, not me), want to kill him. Hey! Did anyone remember who else we apparently say that about? And hey! Does anyone see a red-blooded Latin guy who obviously has all that macho bullshit in him? And who let this knucklehead Robertson on TV. Sure Pat, we may want to "off" Chavez, but you don't go telling him that! Why don't you just get Castro on the horn and tell him too! Retard.
The odd phenomenon in all this is, Jessie Jackson finally proved his usefullness, and we all need to understand the monumental proportions of what he did. I'll break it down really easily...
We have an oil president, fighting a war to "liberate an oil country, while we get most of our oil from foreigners, including the one Pat Robertson hates so much, whom the president has spent his spare time bad-mouthing. Oil has doubled in price during this "oil" president's term. After pissing off the leader of where 15% of our oil comes from, along comes a hurricane and wipes out the American oil supply to America. What do you think would happen if Chavez decided this is a great time to cut our asses off from that 15%. No worries, along comes Jessie Jackson, who pulls our heads out of the fire, and even gets an offer to let Venezuela send poor people in the US some cheap heating oil...ironically, only if he gets to deliver straight to them. Seems he doesn't trust our government. Without Jessie, it may just be like an episode of Mad Max around here. They would call it the Great Oil War, and we would lose, because all they have to do is get cut us off. Yes, we are that dependent on other countries... Now is no time to act like a bunch of imperialistic assholes. Humility people...humility.
The odd phenomenon in all this is, Jessie Jackson finally proved his usefullness, and we all need to understand the monumental proportions of what he did. I'll break it down really easily...
We have an oil president, fighting a war to "liberate an oil country, while we get most of our oil from foreigners, including the one Pat Robertson hates so much, whom the president has spent his spare time bad-mouthing. Oil has doubled in price during this "oil" president's term. After pissing off the leader of where 15% of our oil comes from, along comes a hurricane and wipes out the American oil supply to America. What do you think would happen if Chavez decided this is a great time to cut our asses off from that 15%. No worries, along comes Jessie Jackson, who pulls our heads out of the fire, and even gets an offer to let Venezuela send poor people in the US some cheap heating oil...ironically, only if he gets to deliver straight to them. Seems he doesn't trust our government. Without Jessie, it may just be like an episode of Mad Max around here. They would call it the Great Oil War, and we would lose, because all they have to do is get cut us off. Yes, we are that dependent on other countries... Now is no time to act like a bunch of imperialistic assholes. Humility people...humility.
Sometimes, even blogs piss me off...
Like today, when I try to sign up to put some ads and some other creative shit on this thing so it's not so boring, and I want to hit myself in the head with a hammer! I can apply for an ad program from one place by filling out an application online, which asks me for the user name and password of the very account I'm applying for, which I don't have yet, and can't get without applying for...but can't submit the damn application WITHOUT THE FUCKING USERNAME AND PASSWORD!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!! Then I look at some other blogs where people are saying they would go to where all their shit was leveled by the hurricane, and even if it was completely gone save for a puddle of sewage and a giant "Katrina was here" scratched in the ground, they would pull out their guns and defend their property with their lives. What? What property you asshole? It's a patch of dirt! A parking lot! A pile of damn sticks and trash that somehow, I get the crazy feeling, is an improvement over the rathole shithouses these idiots had previosly. People are crazy.
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